Transcribed by Justin Watson, [email protected] Any comments, correspondence, criticisms or corrections welcome. ||:/:|| Santa Claus is drinking beer Trying not to worry Hearing things he doesn't want to hear Cause he's in a hurry to say goodbye ___________ To say goodbye Santa Claus is drinking gin Trying not to worry Stops himself from listening in Cause he's in a hurry to say goodbye ___________ To say goodbye CHORUS _____ Apocalypso - its a special dance _____ Apocalypso - tell me why they're trying to wipe the Smile off Santa's face White sheets and bright lights in the sky Shining through his window Santa Claus is wondering why There's nothing on his radio - it must be time To say goodbye Repeat CHORUS Repeat VERSE 1 Repeat CHORUS Tell me why they're trying to wipe Trying to wipe the smile of Santa's face Wipe the smile off Santa's face and burning off his beard Blow the roof off Santa's house and drying all his tears Blow that smile off Santa's face and burning off his beard Blow the roof off santa's house and drying all his tears