** Intro: Verse 1: I'm gonna sit here in my favorite chair In my socks and underwear Eating pizza drinking beer While the wife's away Verse 2: I'm gonna pile the dishes in the sink Leave them there until they stink I don't care what the neighbours think While the wife's away Chorus: Don't worry about me honey yes I'll be fine I could use some free time But it won't be the same with-out you go Have yourself some fun I'll get by on my own Just you enjoy your hol-i-day yay..yay..yay verse 3: And I'll just stay here missing you Doing things you don't let me do Might even get me a tattoo While the wife's away Solo: (repeat 4x) Verse 4: There won't be trouble if I snore Or when I leave clothes on the floor I won't have to see my mother-in-law While the wife's away Verse 5: I'll make a mess I'll have my fun Then clean it up and when I'm done There'll be no proof I've what went on While the wife's away Chorus: Don't worry about me honey yes I'll be fine I could use some free time But it won't be the same without you go Have yourself some fun I'll get by on my own I'll enjoy my holiday yay...yay...yay While the wife's away Outro: Yeah I'll survive I'll be ok While the wife's away