Intro: verse 1 Mind your manners boys, button yer breeks Wipe the beer from yer chin There's a smack in the mouth for the first one to swear When the shining light walks in verse 2 Talk about nice things, keep it all movin Football is a wonderful thing, THAT'S RIGHT Don't wipe yer nose with the back of yer hand You use your sleeve like a civilized man Middle If I'm taken by surprise Feel my head, check my eyes They may be open but they could be closed It's anybody's guess, nobody knows verse 3 If she's kind enough to speak to you You look her straight in the eye You tell her you're a nobody who's life means nothing And having seen her you would happily die verse 4 She may be looking for a conversation She may be looking for space You keep that smile going all the while Take that stupid look off your face Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn Handsome is like handsome done Don't fly too close to the sun When you're in the presence of Angela Gunn Verse 5 None of that stuff about the iroquios and snowshoe She wouldn't be impressed with the flame I like to hear about the jokes above the waistline If it's all the same Verse 6 Tell boaby to pretend to be awake Try to keep his face off the floor To see a grown man studying linoleum Is less than fascinating Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn Handsome is like handsome done Don't fly too close to the sun When you're in the presence of Angela Gunn Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn Handsome is like handsome done Woe betide the culprit of a bad deed done Within the sound and vision of Angela Gunn