Chorus: Don?t the girls all get prettier at closin? time Don?t they all begin to look like movie stars Don?t the girls all get prettier at closing time When the change starts takin? place, it put?s a smile on every face Of the fallen angels of the back street bars If I could rate ?em on a scale from 1 to 10 I'm lookin? for a 9 but 8 could work right in A few more drinks and I might even slip to 5 or even 4 But when tomorrow mornin? comes and I wake up with a number 1 I swear I?ll never do it anymore Chorus I don?t mean to criticize the girls at all 'Cause I?m no Robert Redford even overhauled But we all got a picture in our minds a girl that looks just right Now ain?t it funny, ain?t it strange The way a man?s opinions change When he starts to face that lonely night