Len Appleman - Itd Be A Shame If Something Happened To Harvey

Intro: Verse It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey It'd be a shame if something happened to him It'd be a pity should calamity befall him Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim They say the brake lines on those big ol' Mercedes Tend to fray with repetitive use The fuel tanks have a way of leakin' And the lug nuts tend to work themselves loose. Seems the piano mover had a seizure Just when Harvey was walking down below That big ol' Steinway, it fell four stories, Don't think anyone could survive that kind of blow It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey It'd be a shame if something happened to him It'd be a pity should calamity befall him Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim Sat on my iphone and butt-called a mobster "I'm sorry sir, to disturb your afternoon" "but while I've got you on the phone, friend, let me ask you Would you be interested in a job to do?" Solo Verse The air sure is thin up in Park City Winds are gustin' around those snowy peaks That helicopter couldn't avoid the mountain It didn't help that the hydrolic fluid had leaked. Everybody! It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to Harvey It'd be a shame if something happened to him It'd be a pity should calamity befall him Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim Suffer a demise both gruesome and grim