Intro: (x2) We were in a bar looking at some girl she looked a little like Faith Hill on the cover sleeve of that album breathe I said I'm going to ask her to dance my friend said you ain't got no chance I said what the hell, I might as well So I walked up to her and said would you like to boogie She looked me up and down and with a smile she said shall we We danced out on that floor like no one ever danced before And she was making sure of her intention My friends looked on in wonder as she gave me her number They were giving us the full attention I won?t forget the night that Faith Hill look alike made me a legend Next thing I was talk of the town, it seems word had got around About what I?d done I was a real Don Juan When I got home my daddy said, son, grab a beer and come out back I?ll be on the porch we need to talk he said I heard about last night you know you made me proud, now tell me in your own words boy and don't leave anything out I said we danced out on that floor like no one ever danced before And she was making sure of her intention My friends looked on in wonder as she gave me her number They were giving us the full attention I won?t forget the night that Faith Hill look alike made me a legend No one to this day knows about the fifty dollars I paid that girl to play that joke with me on all the others we danced out on that floor like no one ever danced before and no one knew of our deception My friends looked on in wonder as she gave me a number, one that she had totally invented I won?t forget the night that Faith Hill look-alike I won?t forget the night that Faith Hill look-alike made me a legend A legend ha ha, now I'm a legend, he he