Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar - Australia Baccinalia

G'day mates time to celebrate australia The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya verse 1 Start the day out with brekkies rock melon and bangers While sipping on a cuppa i take mine flat white Take a stroll down the foot path passing by all the wankers Light a fag for a smoko as we soak in the sights Hungry jack or maccas cause i'm hungry for sangers Or would some dog's eye be better for a bite A wobbly dag's throwing a bucks it's sure to be crackers Throwing fillets on the barby it's going off tonight G'day mates time to celebrate australia The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya verse 2 Throw on your bathers and your sunnies and run out to the beach Watch the shark biscuits and surfies as the water they breach Grab some stubbies at bottle-o so we can all get pissed Sucking down on some clean skins finding sheila's to kiss I prefer mine to be cheaky but it don't matter heaps Mad as a cut snake that don't give me the creeps Avoid the word fanny cause that word don't mean tush When mozzies get bad load the boot and head to the bush G'day mates time to celebrate australia The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya verse 3 The bushies can be feral but just tell them get stuffed But if they're still acting up they may have to get roughed Or perhaps make them friends and get em racked up Share with them from your esky and all yell hup hup Making malakas your mates and avoiding the fight It's bound to be ripper a total big night Sucking down on those schooners with a wreckless fury And when they give their ta just tell em no worries G'day mates time to celebrate australia The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya verse 4 The next day if you're knackered just chuck a sickle If your boss is a tosser tell him to suck your pickle If you're felling a bit queezy you can unload in the dunny But not in the rubbish cause that shit can get runny After your stomache settles down eat some pasta with dead horse Chug another tinny then head out and plot a course Go out and find some fun cause a ruckess have a hoot Buy a postie fairy floss cause then she'll wanna root G'day mates time to celebrate australia The land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya Come along and join us at this grand buccanalia Filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya