Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar - Everything Is Better With A Butt Flap

Everything is better with a butt flap It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap Everything is better with a butt flap And it really comes in handy when you crap Verse 1 A buttflap on a onesey is my idea of cool Although some people would say it makes me look like a fool I'll argue to the death that they totally rule No need to pull down your pants when you gotta unload some stool Everything is better with a butt flap It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap Everything is better with a butt flap And it really comes in handy when you crap Verse 2 Butt flaps they come in all sizes and shapes When you pull it down it looks like your ass is wearing a cape Leave it that way and you will surely see some people gape But some people may see an advertsement for rape Everything is better with a butt flap It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap Everything is better with a butt flap And it really comes in handy when you crap Verse 3 Butt flaps are perfect if you wanna fuck a girl Just undo the ties and give her a whirl Enjoying the sensation as the whole world around you twirls A butt flap you see is even better than a string of pearls Everything is better with a butt flap It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap Everything is better with a butt flap And it really comes in handy when you crap Verse 4 I'll put butt flaps on everything Think it'd be great to see one on a king Or on one of those great big orange pumpkin things Just pictured a butt flap on a bird flapping it's wings Butt flaps make me wanna sing And sound the bells ring a ding ding ting What about a butt flap attached by springs See all the joy that butt flaps bring Everything is better with a butt flap It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap Everything is better with a butt flap And it really comes in handy when you crap Everything is better with a butt flap It's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap Everything is better with a butt flap And it really comes in handy when you crap