verse 1 Rode the freight train from hol-lywood to Lake Whales hopping off just as the train begins moving on the rails Bridge find a place called the egg house and towards it I set my sails on the way bury five critters who moved too much like snails There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell verse 2 I continue down the road to find traffic piled up a-head So you know how I do when things like this ensue I bust out my guitar and i begin to shred Bridge Soon I find out what's caused the blocking A train sets the gate a blocking no need to let time keep on tick tocking I cross the tracks while I'm still rocking You better believe it verse 3 Next I find two pretty scooter ladies who would like to hear a song so I play them a little diddy until the traffic begins to move a-long There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell There were two snakes a turkey a ra-ccoon and something I couldn't tell They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell