Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar - The Ballad Of Verne Troyer

Intro Mini me here ceases to be Cast upon the other side of death's mighty sea Yet if you listen you can here him in every heart, stone and tree Shouting out to us all that he's happy and free Part 2 Verne troyer is his name And his major claim to fame Was that in austin powers he was mini me His loss saddens his fans But there's much more to this man Now listen to this song and you will agree verse 3 Verne was bon in sturgis michigan His mother's name was susan Raised up amish when his life first began Till his parents no longer found it amusin Married a gallen for or so they say Annulled that shit the very next day Sex tape leaked by tmz Sued those mother fuckers for invading privacy Bridge Let me tell you a bit about where he got his start His screen debut and his first acting parts Part 4 He was baby binks stunt double in baby's day out He was in dunstin checks in, go ahead check it out A small santa in a sleigh in jingle all the way An alien son in men in black was his part to play In my giant he was a wrestler oh so tiny Fear and loathing in las vegas a waiter wee With ronald mcdonald he was cast as a sundae Mighty joe young he was baby joe, really, no way (yeah it's true dude) Part 5 So many more movies i could add to this song But then things would just come out way too long So i'm gonna end here, hope i'm not being wrong Oh but i forgot to mention his legendary slong or do you prefer dong Coda So be happy in heaven verne Hope we can chill when it's my turn You can show me all the things to learn When my candle ceases to burn