Rodney Henson - Single By Saturday Night

Intro: Verso 1: She wore a tight blue dress, on my wedding day Stumbled to the microphone, had something to say My new husband started shaking, his hands began to sweat My heart was pounding and she hadn't spoken yet She said honey chances are, you won't make it a year You're too much like your mamma, he's too much like Richard Gere Verso 2: She knew every apartment, she knew every hotel Men began to exit, wives began to wail By the time it was over, she'd really caused a scene That's when I reached down, took off that wedding ring I said honey I think, I'll take Jolene's advice I'll keep the cash and condo, you can choke on all the rice I'll be single by Saturday night Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice I'll be single by Saturday night I'll be single by Saturday night Verso 3: Well me and Jolene started hangin' out She taught me all she knew, what men were about Now don't think I'm a hater, cause I'm not that way But if you like me, this is how we're gonna play Now I hope you gotta a pen cause I won't say this twice Me and Jolene and we're given' out free advice Verso 4: If you like what you see, give me full access Credit card bills, email and text Don't clear your browser history, it won't do no good Gotta a private eye, livin' in your 'hood I hope that you can forgive me for being so bold All this little boy shit is sure gettin' old I'll be single by Saturday night Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice I'll be single by Saturday night I'll be single by Saturday night I'll be single by Saturday night Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice I'll be single by Saturday night I'll be single by Saturday night Outro Wear a tight blue dress, on your wedding day I haven't got much more to say