Pass me the lampshade I'm drunk again Blew my drug money on a quart of gin Well I am a cultured man with tastes, discriminating But I'll settle for a tall glass of anything Riff on Fell in love with love and death and darkness If I'm a bad drunk, well it's not for lack of practice There is no, this is no modern romance Cause I'm goin' home in a fuckin' ambulance Well, am I the only one drinkin' tonight? The only one drinkin' tonight? Spring break gon'n broke its sprung Now I'm the only one Riff on Mirror and medicine cabinet door Like the hatch of a submarine Bottles inside like buttons and dials and tiny back-lit screens Bloody footprints on the bathroom floor In a hotel close to the airport Well am I the only one drinkin' tonight? The only one drinkin' tonight Despair's an octopus with its head in New Hampshire and tentacles everywhere Well am I the only one drinkin' tonight? The only one drinkin' tonight? X2