Verse You and me, we're not the same I am a sinner, you are a saint When we get to the pearly gates You'll get the green light I'll get the old door in the face Pre-Chorus Doo-doo-doo I'm a loser, a disgrace N.C. Yeah! Verse I've found love in the strangest place Tied up and branded, locked in a cage I say I'm gonna stage a great escape Let loose and love all things, the things that are out of place Pre-Chorus Doo-doo-doo I'm a loser, a disgrace You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face Hook I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot I've got problems Not just ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my place Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh N.C. Yeah! Verse I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames They get the ball on me N.C I do forget the chains N.C Yeah, yeah, yeah Verse Some say strange be a stranger's game Some go to baseball Some go debase a face they can't seem to save Pre-Chorus Doo-doo-doo I'm a loser, a disgrace You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face Hook I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot I've got problems Not just ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my place Bridge Woo! Yeah! Hahahaha! Solo Outro/Chorus I've got problems Not just ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my Something to consider When you come to dinner at my place