Intro - Once I was a golden swan A swan of a man Now that swan's name was andy And he started a rock'n'roll band He made incredible nachos That everybody claimed they loved And then the band mates dicked him over With a massive rock'n'roll shove This is my swan song Watch me fly I'm gonna find a place where I can be the beautiful duckling I always was inside *wailing* (I think over his cries he's playing but it's hard to tell)