My mom is better than Your mom, and your dad too. She knows nutrition well, That's why I'm trim & lean! Because she cooks, She cleans, She lies, She says... I'm handsome! Interlude Once dad hit me so hard, Mom felt it on her cheek! Because she cooks, She cleans, She lies, She says... I am handsome! (That's right...) Interlude My mom is better than Your mom, and your dad too. She's there when she needs to be there, That's why I'm here today! Because she cooks, She cleans, She lies, She says... You fuckin' lied to me