Intro = Chorus Somebody stole my wife yeah Somebody stole my wife Somebody stole my wife yeah they did Somebody stole my wife yeah Somebody stole my wife Somebody stole my wife verse 1 I went away one weekend when I came back she'd left me And I cried every night Somebody stole my wife verse 2 I never thought she'd leave me never thought she would deceive me But I was wrong not right Somebody stole my wife Chorus Somebody stole my wife Somebody stole my wife yeah Somebody stole my wife Music only verse 3 I can't get my boots clean you know just what I mean And my shirts are not white Somebody stole my wife verse 4 My nights are getting longer and my love is getting stronger I've lost my appetite Somebody stole my wife Chorus Somebody stole my wife Somebody stole my wife yeah they did Somebody stole my wife Music only to fade