I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes I coulda nailed her But no it's not a failure 'Cuz there's one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines It's a truth you can't ref-uu-uu-uu-ute () Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the girls and boys Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in the jacket and tie That puppy in the double-breast That '80s dude in mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who's kinda c-uu -uu-uu-te () Nothing suits 'em like a suit Wingman I can wear They're oh so debonair The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues () In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please