Intro: Mister telephone man... there something wrong with my line When i dial my baby's number... i get a click every time Mister telephone man... there something wrong with my line When i dial my baby's number... i get a click every time When i dial 6 6 1, computer service... she said "hello may i help you please?" I told her something must be wrong with my phone, 'cuz my baby wouldn't hang up on me verse 2 She let the phone ring twenty times before she answered... let me tell you what happened then A minute later, i got the operator saying "please hang up and place your call again", baby Some strange man is on the telephone... he keeps telling me baby ain't home She ain't got no party line, the situation's blowin' my mind. Oh! i just can't take it anymore Please operator, i've seen what you can do... i dialed the right number, but i still Couldn't get through. Could you just check the wire, one more time if you can... i'm pretty sure her phone Won't be answered by some Man