Verse1: Tell me why a lesson in life can come so strong, like a good melody, with a bad song, when I was a child, my momma tried to get me to understand, I thought it was a man, but the bottle was her best friend, up until, the day she passed away, I cried, I cried, like a baby deep inside I’d take him out back, show him who I am, whoop his ass cause he ain’t my friend, that’s the way I would handle it.. if whyskey was a man Verse2: I sat down, at the bar last night and watched an older man half spent, they cut him off, told him that was it, he said boy, what do I do, cause I can’t drive and I might, I just might, take a ride with the devil home tonight, So I told him, the only thing to do, you only get one chance to make it alright, yea buddy if I was you, I’d take him out back, show him who I am, whoop his ass cause he ain’t my friend, that’s the way I would handle it.. if whyskey was a mannn.. whoahhhh.. Bridge: This life’s been good to me, but I’ve learned from what I’ve seen, If the devil shows up tonight, he better be ready to fight, cause I’ma.. Take him out back, show him who I am, whoop his ass cause he ain’t my friend, that’s the way I’m gonna handle it.. if whiskey was a man... If whiskey was a man.