Intro: Caught in a castle Caught in a castle with a sewing machine Cross from the chapel I can hear you cackle I can hear you scream: "What a hassle, what a hassle to be sewing a seam, what a hassle, what a hassle to be living a dream!" Catching a castle Catching a castle with a shredding machine Would you like to wrastle? Ill let you pin me down just to make a scene What a hassle, what a hassle to be tearing a seam, What a hassle, what a hassle detonating a dream 4x Am 4x Fasten your tassle Fasten your tassle to a fat oak tree Then give me all your cash One needs a certain amount just to be like me, Im just sitting in my castle, with an insane cackle just a-threading my dream And it aint no hassle, it aint no hassle detonating the seams.