It's A Great Day (for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass)

As heard on the Bob and Tom Show?? (to sound like recording) Have you ever had one of those days when nothin? goes right Your wife starts bitchin? about whatever it was she was bitchin? about last night So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne But after you finish your business, the toilet paper?s gone Well it?s a great day for me to whoop somebody?s ass It?s a bad day, so you better get off my back You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path Cause it?s a great day for me to whoop somebody?s ass Well I was runnin? late for work so I poured me some coffee to go And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray Chorus When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette I?m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget Chorus