The girls won't touch me 'cause I've got a misdirection *noisy bit* Living at night isn't helping my complexion *more noise* The signs all saying it's a social infection A little bit of fun's never been an insurrection Mom threw me out till I get some pants that fit *noise* She just won't approve of my strange kind of wit *noise* I get so excited, always gotta lose Man that send me off let them take the cure Chorus, all chords strummed open Don't need a cure Don't need a cure Don't need a cure Need a final solution Verse again Buy me a ticket to a sonic reduction *noise* Guitars gonna sound like a nuclear destruction N.C. *DRAMATIC PAUSE! Resume slightly off beat* Seems I'm a victim of natural selection Meet me on the other side, another direction Chorus again Don't need a cure Don't need a cure Don't need a cure Need a final solution That's really it! Please rate, comment with thoughts/opinions/corrections and spread the love! xx