Well I go out drinkin, comin? in late stinkin Tell my wife I left the car with the keys sittin by the highway And it got stolen Then I tell her to get dressed, high heels, Sunday best Big surprise, lots of fun, she thinks we?re going to a party Then we go bowlin? Oooooh I?m drivin my wife away She can?t take another day of me Ooooh, I?m drivin? my wife away Didn?t want her anyway Well the truck stop cutie, comin? on to me Wife?s along, getting? mad, she don?t think it?s very funny Still I keep flirtin Then she got new ?, slapped me on the temple, told me I could stay if I wanted to but she was gonna go My face is still hurtin? Chorus