I was a cook and she was a waitress Down at the Salty Dog Seafood Caf? And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad Some little shrimp just lured her away Oh I lobster and never flounder He wrapped his line around her And they drove off in his carp Oh I lobster and never flounder I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart. I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna If you want to trout something new She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise Oh my cod I love her yes I do Chorus Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam