Intro: She got a broke down El Camino, / in the front yard up on blocks Her mom walks around in a pink nightgown, sandals and white socks She don't mind a baseball game / in the middle of the lightning and the rain She's a pain in my brain, drives me insane But I love her just the same-- boys-- love her just the same Something in the water (something in the water) Something in the water (something in the water) Ooh -- ooh -- ooh -- ooh What makes her crazy I don't know Never seen anything like her before There must be something in the water verse 2: She does her makeup and hair / to cook fried chicken in her underwear She drinks malt liquor for lunch and dinner and sends me running scared She yells, she screams and she beats me / But I don't mind the way she treats me She'll someday lead to my death I know, but I'll stay with her just the same-- boys--stay with her just the same Chorus: