Don't you dare put a quarter in the jukebox If you don't intend to play a country song When you punch those buttons, just make sure it's Merle or Moe or Willie Someone that I can cry with all night long It's not that I don't like the jazz on Bourbon Street And it's not that I don't care for rock and roll But tonight I'm in the mood for country music Just a heart breaking three chord country song No other kind of music tells a story Like Lonesome 77203 And The Keys In The Mailbox paints a picture in my mind Cause I keep hoping she'll come back to me Chorus