Well, legal age life at variety store, dealing in dope by the exit door Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I? Well, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar Disco sucks and so does war, the meek shall inherit the earth no more I am the king, I am therefore, what kind of a fool am I? Chorus: