Verse This is hard for me to do, but I can't seem to stop myself I know you said that we were through, and here I am, I'm callin' you Please try to understand I see myself as your lovin' man Whatever you think it is I lack, let's talk about it, call me back Chorus Press 1 if you want me, press 2 if you don't Press 3 if you'll forgive me, press 4 if you won't Press 5 if you doubt me, press 6 if you trust Press pound if you love me, or hang up if you must Verse I have an unlimited plan I forward my calls everywhere I check my voicemail from the car or at the pay phone in the bar I'm wearin' a beeper all the time, I carry portable fax Instant message me on the train, I get my e-mails from the plane Chorus Press 1 if you're remarried, press 2 if you're gay Press 3 if you're dating that prick from L.A. Press 5 if you're screaming, press 6 if you're dead Press pound if you love me, or hang up instead Solo I'm outside your house now, there's not even one light on Has there been a blackout, I don't know, is that a police car, I should go Chorus Press 1 to press charges, press 2 to feel my pain Press 3 to place an order, press 4 to restrain Press 5 for visiting hours, press 6 for a day pass Press pound if you love me, you sure look good through the glass