'B' side to 'Tie me Kangaroo Down,Sport' July 1960. Tabbed from youtube.I think the chords go ok. N/C = no chord Introduction spoken over chord = Nicholas...Albert...look I don't know where they are but I'd like you to meet my two pals my buddies my two amigos I'll tell you all about them...well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall verse 1 Strange as it seems I met in my dreams Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Here's what they said to me 'Use your head N/C just see your life is very very dull' Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall verse 2 So I said to Nick 'Nick tell me quick what should a fellow do?' He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy N/C You should try a cigarette or two' Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall verse 3 So I lit a fag and I took a drag then to my great surprise I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp N/C And everything spun round before my eyes Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall verse 4 So I said to Al 'Al be a pal what do you really think?' He said to me 'Boy easy to see boy N/C Smoking's kid's stuff pour yourself a drink' Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Verse 5 So quick as a wink I took a drink swigged a glassful down First it seemed to hit me then it turned around and bit me N/C And everything went all spinning round Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Verse 6 Well here is the joke when I awoke it wasn't finished yet I noticed first a terrible thirst N/C And then a craving for a cigarette. Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all Until I met my two good amigos Nick Teen and Al K. Hall Verse 7 G