The cattle are lowin' Are we're eating beef And we turned off the TV And that's a relief And we're countin' our blessings And prayin' for more Christmas in Crawford, 2004 Now we're pettin' our puppies And clearin' the trees And we're ridin' and ropin' And droppin' our "g's" And the world on the outside Is hard to ignore (But we manage) Christmas in Crawford, 2004 And all is calm All is bright So pound the piano And sing "Silent Night" The lights are a-blazin' And loved ones are near And bad things don't happen In my hemisphere So pass me a pretzel And, "Hey, what's the score?" Christmas in Crawford, 2004 And all are calm And some are bright And days are merry and airy and white And I'm proud of my country Where I gotta right To sleep in Heavenly Peace The world's full of people Who aren't so well blessed We say "Let 'em eat fruitcake And God Bless the West" And it's two weeks vacation Then back to the war Christmas in Crawford, 2004 And we clear the table Like a wave clears the shore Christmas in Crawford, 2004