Intro 2x: () I was tired of my lady, We'd been together too long Like a worn out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns here was this letter i read If you like piña coladas And gettin' caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like makin' love at midnight In the dunes of a cape Then i'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape.