Verse: I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day. Then my friend yelled through the transom, "grab your coat and get your hat son There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away." But I sat around a bit and then Had another hit and then Rolled myself a bauma Thought about my mama Looked around Fooled around Played around a while and then I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoooooned and it rolled right by I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoooooned oh me oh my Verse: Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit. Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cozy When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit I was stoned and I missed it I was stoned and I missed it I was stoooooned and it rolled right by I was stoned and I missed it I was stoned and I missed it I was stoooooned oh me oh my Solo over Chorus chords Verse: Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses Just to brighten my relationships and sweeten up my day. But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say. Chorus: