Verse: 1 They say he's trouble waiting to happen Like he's a bottle filled with gasoline I say he's waiting, but not for trouble I say he's waiting for Josephine And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen And they all made fun of him yelling "Where's Josephine?" Verse: 2 And he climbed the tower and he painted 'I Love You' In the brightest colour I've ever seen And it got him in trouble and he landed in the drunk tank And his only call was for Josephine And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen And they all made fun of him yelling "Where's Josephine?" Guitar solo Verse: 3 One night he got high and decided to call her He tried to talk to the beauty queen She said "hello", and his heart it just melted And his only words were "Goodbye, Josephine" And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen And they all made fun of him yelling "Where's Josephine?" Yeah, he cruised on the weekends just to be seen And they all made fun of him yelling "Where's Josephine?" They all made fun of him shoutin' "Where's Josephine?"