Intro: #1 Well, I got a car, ain't got no gas I got a cheque, but it won't cash I got a woman, ain't got no class #2 Well, I got a guitar, ain't got no strings I got ten fingers, ain't got no rings I got a woman, ain't got a thing #3 Well, I got a door, ain't got no key I got some drums, but ain't got no beat I got a woman, she ain't so sweet INTERLUDE: #4 I got two feet, ain't got no shoes I got a wagon, ain't got no mule I got a woman, but she ain't true #5 Well I got a piano, ain't got no keys Yes, I got a cracker, ain't got no cheese I got a woman, but she climbs trees OUTRO: Well, I got a woman, yeah, I got a woman oh, I got a woman A fifties smash from Kraziekhat