United Breaks Guitars

Excellent and funny song by the Sons of Maxwell. It's a youtube hit. :) Run a search for it or go to their site at davecarrollmusic.com Capo on the 2nd fret as recorded. I flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska, The plane departed Halifax, connecting in Chicago's O'Hare While on the ground the passenger said from the seat behind me, 'My god they're throwing guitars out there!' The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror, at the action on the tarmac and knowing whose projectiles these would be... so before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees, who showed complete indifference towards me. <Chorus as follows> -=-=-=- U - nited United... You broke my Taylor gui - tar, U - nited United ... some big help you are You broke it you should fix it You're liable just admit it I should have flown with someone else, or gone by car... 'cause U - nited breaks guitars! -=-=-=- When we landed in Nebraska I confirmed what I'd suspected, My Tayor'd been the victum of a vicious act of malious at O'Hare so began a year long saga - of pass the buck - don't ask me and 'I'm sorry sir your claim can go nowhere"... So to all the airlines people, from New York to New Deli, Including kind Ms. Irlwig, who says the final word from them is "no". I've heard all your excuses, and I've chased your wild gooses, And this attitude of yours I say must go! <Chorus> Well I won't say that I'll never fly with you again cause maybe to save the world I probubly would, but that won't likely happen, and if it did I wouldn't bring my luggage, 'cause you'd just go and break it - into a thousand peices, just like you broke my heart... when U - nited breaks guitars... <Chorus>