Intro: You're my friend, I hear you say But I can't see you anyway You keep that sack on your head all day When you dance you never sweat You do the hustle like a minuet You're the strangest thing on two legs that I've ever met But I don't want a primadonna in drag And I can never imagine why you always keep on your boots and shoes You're a neat kid but you can't stand to lose You keep on your boots and shoes You're a sweet kid You're losing weight to keep in trim Your friends all wonder how you stay so slim But you forget about the state I'm in Every day you count your gains Amino acid pumping through your veins You say you're liberated but you're in chains But I don't want a primadonna in drag And i can never imagine why you always keep on your boots and shoes You're a neat kid but you can't stand to lose You keep on your boots and shoes You're a sweet kid But you just can't stand it No you just can't stand it Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on your boots and shoes Keep on Keep on Keep on Keep on sequence repeats 3x