verse 1, Torquil Wanted single , under 33 Must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea Sought by single M, Mrs. Destiny Send photo to address, is it you and me? verse 2, Amy Reply to single M, my name is Caroline Cell phone number here, call if you have the time 28 and bored, grieving over loss, sorry to be heavy But heavy is the cost, heavy is the cost () verse 3, Torquil Reply to Caroline, thanks so much for response These things can be scary, not always what you want How about a drink? The St. Jude Club at noon I'll phone you first I guess, I hope I see you soon verse 4, Amy I never got your name, I assume you're 33 Your voice it sounded kind, I hope that you like me When you see my face, I hope that you don't laugh I'm not a film star beauty, I sent a photograph I hope that you don't laugh ( ) Verse 5, Amy Note to single M, why did you not show up? I waited for an hour, I finally gave up I thought once that I saw you, I thought that you saw me I guess we'll never meet now It wasn't meant to be, it wasn't mean to be I was sure you saw me, but it wasn't meant to be Verse 6, Torquil Wanted single , under 33 Must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea Sought by single M, nothing too heavy Send photo to address, is it you or me? Is it you or me? Outro Is it you or me? Is it you or me? Is it you or me? Is it you or me?