Intro Verse 1 ever since first man has walked this earth i have been here to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear i am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high i go by many names but there is one you can?t deny *for the rest of the song play the chords like so:* e|-0-0-|-1-1-|-2-2-| B|-1-1-|-1-1-|-2-2-| G|-0-0-|-2-2-|-0-0-| D|-2-2-|3----|-0-0-| A|3----|--3--|--2--| E|--3--|-----|3----| my name is satan my friends all call me old scratch and i am a capricorn my turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn i?ve got little devil horns and little goatee little devil eyes to help a little devil see and little cloven hooves make it kind of hard to ski i?m satan my real name is beelzebub but you can call me beelz i love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals then i?ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel try to wash off that baby seal smell then i?ll make a toast to me, hey here?s to my hell my name is satan to carry on my evil ways i went and had a son strum and now he makes his living as a singing comedian i?m in every zeppelin album i?m in all rush limbaugh?s rants i?m the reason the boston red sox even had a chance and if i wanna eat your soul i?ll just throw it on the griddle don?t need to make a deal i don?t need to tell a riddle and fuck charlie daniels i don?t care if you can fiddle i?m satan (3 fast strums) 666