The first time you take a drink It makes you spit & sputter Shiver and shudder Mumble and mutter But the next one tastes so sweet It makes you want another And now you're drinkin' all the time If you're lookin' for trouble Trouble will find you Trouble will find you Trouble will find you Don't go lookin' for trouble Trouble will find you And you sure don't have to look too hard The first time you shade the truth You want to run and hide Your tongue gets tied Your throat gets dry And you start thinkin' that maybe no one knows you lied And now you're shady all the time Don't go lookin' for trouble Trouble will find you Trouble will find you Trouble will find you Don't go lookin' for trouble Trouble will find you And you sure don't have to look too hard Trouble will pin a tail on you And follow you around And catch you when your number's up And when your guard is down /5+ The first time you fall in love And the skies are sunny She calls you honey Your jokes are funny Then she reminds you she was only in it for the money And now you're drinkin' all the time Don't go lookin' for trouble Trouble will find you Trouble will find you Deaf, dumb, & blind you Don't go lookin' for trouble Let me remind you You sure don't have to look too hard Trouble in your own backyard