Intro: verse 1 Well Juanito told Lupe, About a thing he saw It was green and sqishy And they ate it raw Guacamole!!! Guacamole! Guacamole (Squish Squish) Guacamole (Squish Squish) Guacamole. verse 2 First you take an avacado Pico de gallo too And Don't forget the chiles they make it hot for you verse 3 So When you eat at Whosong (Not at the Crab Shack) Like I know you do Order Guacamole Make your waiter work for you