I Said I Am I Said

Well I said I was the master of masochistics An absolute expert in inter ballistics I cannot tell a lie I said I am I said And you said I was the master of post maternity I'm gonna be a rock star for all eternity I cannot tell a lie I said I am I said And I tried so hard to pretend I was really stupid You're so clever and you know better than that And my friend Maggie told you I was fucking marvellous And I cannot tell a lie No that's not the thing to do And I'm not that kind of guy I said I am I said I said I am I said Well you said I was the king of social aerobics The one and only master of hetrotrophics I cannot tell a lie I said I am I said And you said I was a king of football statistics A Rock n' roll hero supremely artistic I cannot tell a lie I said I am I said