Richard Ramirez Died Today Of Natural Causes

Intro / most of song: a|---------------------------------| F|-------------0--------------0----| E|--0---0--0------0---0---0--------| C|----0------0------0-------0------| E|---------------------------------| A|-0------3------5-------8---------| "When I'm there I'm gonna stroll through the old neighborhood" - Mark does variations on: a|---------------------------------| F|---------------------------------| E|--0---0--3---3--5---5---8---8----| C|----0------0------0-------0------| E|---------------------------------| A|-0------3------5-------8---------| End Solo: a|-8h5-8h5-7----12-12-----14-14----15h14-15h14-12----| F|---------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------| Lyrics (take a deep breath): Richard Ramirez died today of natural causes Got amped up on speed and broke into houses Bludgeoned people to death and wrote shit on their skin and left 'em They finally got him and he went to San Quentin His last murder was south of San Francisco A guy named Peter Pan from the town of San Mateo A little girl in the Tenderloin was his first In the laundry room took a dollar from her fist His last days were at the Bristol hotel I was reading Night Stalker when I went and rang the bell Door man buzzed me, said you're just like them all Gave me a key and a black cat and led me down the hall Had a flight today from Boston to Cleveland Got a death in the family, gotta do some grieving Lost a relative and it's eating me up And I miss them real bad, I need a little love Richard Ramirez died today of natural causes These things mark time and make us pause Think about when we were kids scared of taps on the window What's under the bed and what's under the pillow And the Jim Jones massacre got in our heads And the TV headlines: "Elvis Presley is dead," And the Ayatollah Khomeini hostages And Ronald Reagen dodging bullets While I'm there I'm gonna stroll through the old neighborhood Rick Stan's my age and still lives with his mom When he's not in jail from innocent stalking Writing bad checks, and cocaine charges Mark Denton had such a beautiful smile We always sat on his porch passing the time And drinking a beer and smoking a pack Until one day poor Mark had a heart attack Friend Ben's got a good job as a electrician Sister married the pool shark Jim Evans My next door neighbors whom I love so Loved me too but they passed long ago And if you walk just a few blocks down Stahl There's a house that was the scariest of them all A cute little palm with a sign "For Sale." But for those Sexton's kids' life was hell And I'm telling the truth and if you don't believe Pick up the Lowell Cauffiel's House of Secrets Had to fly from Cleveland to SFO Got 3 months off until my next show Gonna spend time with my girl, make a record this summer Fix my kitchen up and hire a plumber The headlines change so rapidly Then I came to the studio to work on something pretty And I saw the news on James Gandolfini While I was eating Ramen and drinking green tea The Sopranos guy died at 51 That's the same age as the guy who's coming to play drums I don't like this getting older stuff Having to pee fifty times a day is bad enough Got a nagging prostate and I got a bad back When I fuck too much I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack I woke up today I saw the headlines An airline crashing, two people died And I'm at a barbecue in San Rafael And everybody's drunk and feeling pretty well At fifty-three Richard Ramirez died but in '83 He was very much alive He was the scariest killer in the band He had a pentagram in the center of his hand And everybody remember the paranoia When he stalked the suburbs of Southern California And everybody will remember where they were When they finally caught the Night Stalker And I remember just where I was When Richard Ramirez died of natural causes Enjoy.