Verse Now there's a big fat turkey or maybe a ham Brown fluffy biscuits covered with jam Blackberry huckleberry mince and pumpkin pies If you don't watch out you're gonna double your size Mommy's in the kitchen daddy's at the tree Little boys and girls all shouting with glee Granny sets the table everything's in place When she says come and get it you really see a race Look at the giblet gravy mumum And the big brown drumstick mumum Daddy says don't get the tummy ache Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake There's a floating custard and pudding too Oodles and oodles for me and you I'll say one thing and you must agree What a happy happy time Christmas dinner can be Mommy's in the kitchen daddy's at the tree Little boys and girls all shouting with glee Granny sets the table everything's in place When she says come and get it you really see a race Look at the giblet gravy mumum And the big brown drumstick mumum Daddy says don't get the tummy ache Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake Now we're all together what bountiful fare Mother sits down next to baby's high chair Daddy folds his hand and bows his head Let's all do the same for there's thanks to be said Dear Lord we thank Thee for this food Bless us together and make us good Enter our hearts and cast out sin Bring peace on earth goodwill to men