Verse You know me I'm a regular guy, do just enough to get me by It ain't the way or the will that's missin', I guess I don't have what you'd call ambition And every day my baby says, when you gonna change your way I'm sick and tired of you lyin' here, you'd better get your ass in gear Chorus I can't get my ass in gear, I can't get it nowhere near Too much wine too much beer I can't get my ass in gear Verse I could be a millionaire, and live a life of ease Sail my boat, fly my plane, anywhere I please And all the things that I ain't got now, I found them all with greed But there's just one thing keeps me way down here, I can't get my ass in gear I can't get my ass in gear, I can't get it nowhere near Too much wine too much beer I can't get my ass in gear Well life ain't what it aughta be, whilst in bed she hollas at me 'bout all the bills, that ain't been paid, with all the money that I ain't made I know she thinks that I'm a slob, I don't have a regular job But if I did it would cost her dear, there ain't no way I would stay round here I can't get my ass in gear, I can't get it nowhere near Too much wine too much beer I can't get my ass in gear Well life ain't what it aughta be, whilst in bed she hollas at me 'bout all the bills, that ain't been paid, with all the money that I ain't made I know she thinks that I'm a slob, I don't have a regular job But if I did it would cost her dear, there ain't no way I would stay round here I can't get my ass in gear, I can't get it nowhere near Too much wine too much beer I can't get my ass in gear