Intro I say How about a little kiss? Oh, don't be unkind Verse She said, there's something in the woodshed And I can hear it breathing It's such and eerie feeling, dar-ling He said, there's nothing in the woodshed It's your imagination End of conversation, dar-ling Something in his heart Told him to come clean He was not who he claimed to be Something in his genes Told him to pretend T’was something for the week-end Instrumental Oh, come on You know you want to Verse But she said, there's something in the woodshed I know because I saw it I can't simply ignore it, dar-ling So he said, now baby don't be stupid Get this into your sweet head There ain't nothing in the woodshed Except maybe some wood Something in his heart Told him to come clean He was not who he claimed to be Something in his genes Told him to pretend T’was something for the week-end Bridge I'll go all the way with you If you'll only do the same for me – go and see If it's nothing like you say Then you can have your wicked way with me Instrumental Outro Weekend It's something for the weekend It's something for the weekend It's something for the weekend It's something for the weekend It's something for the weekend It's something for the weekend It's something for the weekend It's something for the weekend He went down to the woodshed They came down hard on his head Gagged and bound and left for dead When he woke she was gone with his car and All of his money