Intro: I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine, Mum said lights off, but they're still on at half nine, There's nothing gay 'bout doing nails and doing hair, Nor nothing gay 'bout three boys playing truth or dare, That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs, T-t-to my surprise it was my phone instead, Dru makes and interception, Grabs my phone out my hand, 'Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast, you're ruining our plans! ' B-double-o-t-y It's three over average girls calling three under average guys "We're fucked up and we're ready to play We wanna do things we'll regret the next day" HEY! NO! I wanna play cluedo with my bros NO! I wanna paint rainbows on my toes NO! I don't wanna hoe, I want a comforting look When Noah kisses Allie in the notebook (booty booty) It's just a booty call (booty booty)even if your boo-tiful (booty booty)It's just a booty call Bridge: Now my phones on silent, they still call on private number I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber party I'm in my dressing gowny while Ashley's making brownies Dru is in the back room playing twister on his own, HELL YEAH! We're wearing our jim-jams HELL YEAH! We're playing the flute HELL YEAH! We're showing our sizes, the fucking surprise is that yours hasn't grown And then I hear my! B-double-o-t-y It's three over average girls calling three under average guys We're fucked up and we're ready to play We wanna do things we'll regret the next day B-double-o-t-y Three overconfident, stereotypical, cheerleader types, we're fucked up and We wanna have fun You can be the boys we'll regret when we're done NO! I wanna play Sleeping Lions NO! I'm busy defending Zion NO! There's no point in calling coz I'll never respond, The boys and me are getting tits from Legally Blonde, (booty booty)It's just a booty call (booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful (booty booty)It's just a booty call Bridge: I'm not a booty call, I'm just a normal boy I want to stay at home and play with all my toys We are three boys not looking for three girls, My Ring-tone's like a missile bringing war to my world Cheese-strings, Party Rings are my favourite things, Marshmellows with hot choclate, bitch we're living like kings! NO! I wanna have cheese pepperoni NO! I wanna play My little Pony! NO! I don't wanna hoe, I want a chocolate fountain Whilst we snuggle up to watch broke back mountain (booty booty)It's just a booty call (booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful It's just a booty call (booty booty)It's just a booty call (booty booty)Even if your boo-tiful It's just a booty call