The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread Oh, woe is me My life is a misery Oh, can't you see That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed (That ain't no crime) And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread (That ain't no crime) My high is low I'm dressed up with no place to go And all I know Is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer (Oh, Rocky!) Sha la la la That ain't no crime (Oh no no no) Sha la la la That ain't no crime (Oh no no no) Sha la la la That ain't no crime, that ain't no crime The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head (That ain't no crime) And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread (That ain't no crime) Oh, woe is me My life is a mystery And can't you see That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer Sha la la la That ain't no crime Oh no no no Sha la la la That ain't no crime Oh no no no Sha la la la That ain't no crime, that ain't no crime (x2)