Transcribed by Phil Annetta ([email protected]) This is one of the best Australian songs ever - and it only has two chords! - E__3___ B__3___ G__0___ D__2___ A__3___ E______ Verse 1 I?ve been contemplating suicide But it really doesn?t suit my style So I think I?ll just act bored instead To contain the blood I could have shed Bridge She makes me feel so weary My heart is really on its knees But I keep a poker face so well That even mother could not tell Chorus That my baby?s so vain, she is almost a mirror And the sound of her name sends a permanent shiver Down my spi-i-i-i-i-i-ine Down my spi-i-i-i-i-i-ine V2 Well I keep her photograph near my heart Cause in my life she plays a starring part Our love could hold on cigarettes There is no room for these cheap regrets Repeat bridge Repeat chorus