Intro: verse 1: I've got this problem speaking too much drinking slow i beat myself up more than you would ever know these are the things that keep me whole i came home to an empty bed last night no one just Morrissey and I he's shrewd but he's all that i have he's all that i have verse 2: I've got this problem slurring my words cutting ties i practice this speech well here it goes these are the things that i think you should know i'm sinking fast i hope you choke i know it hurts but you should know when i get home i want you out your things are gone but i'm keeping the couch Bridge: i wish i could tell you everything that i was thinking all the stupid shit that's on my mind or why i get sad from time to time these problems are mine if i don't admit it i'm lying i fumble with my words so much i'm surprised anyone listens at all i'm not someone who you can count on I'll let you down and everyone i love when i get home i want you out your things are gone but i'm (hold) keeping the couch