capo: 4 Intro: x4 I once had this fan boy, praise me day and night Till the day i signed that deal, sold out and ruined his life Em x2 The fan boy he turned stalker, man, i guess he thought he had the right He found me called me pussy, so i hit him in the jaw The fucker couldn't fight back, no he just called the law Em x2 I showed up in the court room and said who's the pussy now? I'm a lover not a fighter but i wont take no shit lying down From the hotel to the jail cell How's it feel to always lose? You'll never write a song like this Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is I once knew an older man i called a friend of mine Helped him out of trouble he was addicted to the lines Em x2 He stayed up on my couch for months, i held him while he cried His life was goin nowhere so i bought him a guitar Put him up on stages, he was treated like star Em x2 Things were going well until he bit this hand that fed I left him where i found him, let's just assume he wound up dead From the hotel to the jail cell How's it feel to always lose? And lose a loyal friend like this Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is Once i knew a girl i didn't know at all In fact we'd never met, but i heard she knew all my songs Em x2 She heard i was a douche bag from some friends of hers back home She showed up at the venue where i was goin to play She hung out by the parking lot, the club still made her pay Em x2 And cops they caught her sprayin my van, w/ a can of silver paint I said no man, just let her go, it's the haters that fuel this fame From the hotel to the jail cell How's it feel to always lose? You'll never ride a man like this (you'll never write a song like this)- sing this on the second time, Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is (x2)